ZonyPony the Evil Ringleader!

Here he is in all his glory folks. Yes, it's him, the evil ringleader ZonyPony(i.e. the Horse's Arse) of the Tucson City-Data Forum. That's him on the right. Watch out for this one!!! He's a real mixer! ZonyPhony is the "Evil Leader" of the GroupThink Tank that is the City-Data Forum of Tucson. ZonyPony is the self-involved, self-aggrandizing, self-appointed guardian of the Arid Zone(read Dante's cryptic eleventh ring). Check out ZonyPony's profile over at Data City. He is a self-proclaimed hack, as well as, a self-proclaimed horse's arse. No argument with you there, pal. See his picture here, or at City-Data, where he posted it himself. ZonyPony has bestowed many titles upon himself. ZonyPony's many self-proclaimed aliases include: guardian of the arid zone, Ima Whistleblower, and Mr. Tucson(which is nothing to brag about). We all know him best as "Evil Leader," ZonyPony, ZonyPhonyBaloney, or, the Horse's Ass. He is a hack for sure, and he knows all the tricks(I mean tools, no I don't)to pick apart other people and their posts. ZonyPony and his inglorious band of followers are quick to pin the troll label on other posters they know little about. I got the label, because I don't like Tucson, and I expressed this at times on the Tucson Forum, which the Koolaid drinkers did not like. Lots of real estate agents on City-Data Forum. It seems one of the quickest ways to get labeled a troll, and banned from City-Data, is to express any negativity about a certain town, or city. But, that is just one of the many things that may get you labeled and banned. Ole ZonyPony wouldn't know a real troll if it came up and bit him on his horseyass. His lowly followers, and the unremarkable mods are just as clueless. Because in all actuality ZonyPony is the King of the Trolls wearing his rose-colored glasses disguise riding his high horse all over the Old Pueblo and Data City. Hey ZonyPhony! I bet it's hard to squeeze those twisted cloven hooves into Cowboy Boots, eh?

By the way, a warning to the tomato-growing Huckleberry, the Tucson Koolaid drinkers think you are a troll. Read the thread, Infiltration of Serial Trolls on Tucson City-Data started by ZonyPony. Zony and his ignoble admirers are quick to label and judge, and they repeat their screwy ideas "ad nauseum." Unfortunately, many will be deluded. The ones that can't think for themselves will jump in the box, or on the bandwagon with the other bootlickers, because like P.T. Barnum, or his competitor, said, "There is a sucker born every minute."

Yeah, it was hot Tuesday!

Yes folks, the high in Tucson on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, was officially 108 degrees. That is according to one of our local news stations. We still have local news on TV. Tucson's only local paper, the over 100 year old Tucson Citizen, shut down for good a while back. According to the local news that 108 degree high wasn't even a record. Let me get my fur boots on:)

Boy, is it hot!

One of the many things some Tucson City-Data posters have a problem with, is any mention of how stinking hot this place really is. Maybe it's due to the capaciousness of real estate agents on City-Data, who want everyone to believe that whatever place they are researching is some kind of Utopia, or Shangri La. Today at 3:30 I checked the thermometer on my shaded porch. 107 degrees. Now, if I posted this on the City-Data forum a number of people would dispute it, and say, oh it is not that hot. I can read a thermometer, so I never felt the need to debate the temperature with some maroon, who probably doesn't realize the temperature can vary by at least a few degrees on different sides of town. And, just to make sure my thermometer is accurate, and I haven't been mistaken all these years, I came right in the house and checked the Weather Channel. 107 degrees! Yes, folks it is hot here!!! And it lasts about eight or nine months. I cannot figure out why so many City-Data posters don't want people to speak the truth about Tucson. It's hot and it's boring here! I still haven't figured out the game these people on City-Data are playing, or what their agenda is. Real estate agents? Brainwashed members of the Tucson Chamber of Commerce or Dept. of Tourism? Foreign big brothers? Well, at least I can speak my mind here. I leave you with a few hot quotes. The first is from British novelist and writer Jane Austen. She must have lived in the region of Tuscony when she penned this pearl of wisdom. "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." I know how you feel Jane. I'm feeling pretty inelegant myself. Which reminds me of something our 33rd president, ol' give em hell Harry S. Truman said, "Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." You don't have to be a sage, or a Texan to figure that one out. Even the village orf gets it! And lastly, here is one from George Orwell, the brilliant English novelist and writer. You might want to pay attention to what he had to say, which is, "So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot." Bellringer

Join the circus! Be a clown!

Be a clown! Apparently many Tucson City-Data posters have taken this aphorism to heart. We have ringleader ZonyPony, henchman SierraAz, odd mod Markablue, and the later arrival Chorizo. Here are a few more that chant the clown mantra:

JillBoBill, TwoJulyBabies, and SickofIL. These three jumped on the bandwagon long ago. I promise to have more on all these characters shortly.

For now I'll leave you with some commentary from the Lizard King himself. “I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.”-Jim Morrison(American poet and singer)

Tucson City-Data Bandwagon

I'm Bellringer from Tucson! And I say, instead of jumping on the Tucson City-Data bandwagon, you might want to hop on the bus Gus, or you might get run out on a rail, or worse. You could be banned for life from Data City. Date lifted: NEVER!

City-Data Characters and Locations!

Kids! If you pay for your ticket to the circus, and you keep getting stuck in the travelling freakshow, well, . . . you might as well have some fun. So let's recap. The Unholy Three: "Evil Leader" ZonyPony, his henchman "Boris" Badenov(SierraAz), and the odd mod "Natasha" Fatale(Markablue). You were also briefly introduced to meatwad Chorizo. It's time to met some of the other obsequious(heehaw!) followers.

Tucson is HOT! And boring!

Those wily characters at the Tucson City-Data forum get real riled up if one mentions the heat. So let me tell you about it! It is so hot during our nine month summer...HOW HOT IS IT??? It's hotter than a habenera on the streets of San Antone in the middle of the afternoon on the fourth of July during the dog days of summer. Those people from the region of Tuscony do not like Texans, Montanans, Californians, and many others. They don't like free speech for others. Just for themselves. Well, we Texans have a couple of our own sayings concerning Tuscon, Az., and some of it's posters. My unca Jesse says, . . . "Tucson! It's hotter than hell it just ain't as much fun." I personally think it is the abstruse tenth ring of hell in Dante's Inferno. I believe this next one is from Urban Dictionary. Tucson-a city in southeastern Arizona best viewed from your rearview mirror as you are headed out of town. And did I mention how dang hot it is here? And don't fall for that, . . . "But it's a dry heat" bs. Go tell that to your Thanksgiving turkey!